
You Might be a Child of the 80's If...
*You have deep, personal relationships via computers with people you've never met in real life before.
*You know, by heart, the words to any "Weird" Al Yankovic song.
*Three words: "Atari" "IntelliVision" and "Coleco". Sound familiar?
*You remember the days when "safe sex" meant "my parents are gone for the weekend".
*You remember "Friday Night Videos" before the days of MTV.
*You remember when music that was labeled "alternative" really was.
*You know, by heart, the words to any "Weird" Al Yankovic song.
*Three words: "Atari" "IntelliVision" and "Coleco". Sound familiar?
*You remember the days when "safe sex" meant "my parents are gone for the weekend".
*You remember "Friday Night Videos" before the days of MTV.
*You remember when music that was labeled "alternative" really was.
*You can't remember when the word "networking" didn't have a computer connotation to it as well.
*You took family trips before the invention of the mini-van. You rode in the back of the station wagon and you faced the cars behind you.
*Kids that work in restaurants and supermarkets are starting to piss you off by calling you "sir" or "ma'am".
*You're starting to believe that maybe 30 isn't so old after all, and it's those people over 40 you have to look out for.
*Your hair, at some point in time in the 80's, became something which can only be described by the phrase "I was experimenting".
*You're starting to believe (now that it wouldn't affect you) that maybe having the kids go to school year-round wouldn't be such a bad idea after all.
*You're starting to get that "why aren't you married yet" shpiel, not just from parents, but now from friends that are married.
*You've recently horrified yourself by groaning as you get out of bed, not because of a hangover, but because it genuinely just hurt to do so.
*You took family trips before the invention of the mini-van. You rode in the back of the station wagon and you faced the cars behind you.
*Kids that work in restaurants and supermarkets are starting to piss you off by calling you "sir" or "ma'am".
*You're starting to believe that maybe 30 isn't so old after all, and it's those people over 40 you have to look out for.
*Your hair, at some point in time in the 80's, became something which can only be described by the phrase "I was experimenting".
*You're starting to believe (now that it wouldn't affect you) that maybe having the kids go to school year-round wouldn't be such a bad idea after all.
*You're starting to get that "why aren't you married yet" shpiel, not just from parents, but now from friends that are married.
*You've recently horrified yourself by groaning as you get out of bed, not because of a hangover, but because it genuinely just hurt to do so.
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My husband wants to get our dog boots. I'm not convinced that dogs need them. How did you decide to buy your dog boots?
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